Post by Mickey Swan on Sept 23, 2006 21:41:07 GMT -5
The camera fades in on Mickey Swan, once again in his favorite spot in his lockerroom, playing on his laptop.
Mickey notices the camera
Mickey: Oh, good! You're here! quick hurry, I'm about to pull a Felix!
The camera pulls in closer to the laptop, to see that Mickey is playing Counter-Strike. He sneaks up behind a Counter-Terrorist and right clicks. In the upper right of the screen an Icon appears:
"t3h 1337 5w4n *knife* {n9p4w}Toalnoob"
Mickey: OH EM EFF JEE, did you see that? That noob had no idea that was coming! From behind and everything! Just like Felix! Just like a real man!
Mickey shuts off his computer and turns to the camera.
Mickey: Felix, you'd be a pretty good See Ess player, I think. All of those dirty tactics and knifing would probably get you to CAL-I, if you stuck with it long enough.
Mickey sits and ponders for a minute about what he just said
Mickey: Nah, who am I kidding? You're a fuckin' noob! You're a noob right now, you'll be a noob the rest of your life! Felix, I'm sorry, but it takes alot of work to be pro. You can't go around hacking and claiming you're the best. You can't go around losing and blaming other people! It's not my fault you lost, Felix, the General's just better than you!
But I tell you what, noobface, if you want at me, we can scrim. We can do the normal thing, you pull your noobstick, I pry it away, I hit t3h w00t dr0p, and you go down for the 1, 2, 3. Or maybe, if you want, we could change it up a bit. You DON'T pull your noobstick, I hit the Swan Dive, and put you in the Cr4bz0r and you tap out. It's really up to you.
Mickey gives a big grin
Mickey: And as soon as I beat you, you can add that to that neat little clip, 'Felix Rivera: A Hackers Story', or whatever you called that thing. Just imagine the guys voice: "After complaining and whining about losing his title for an two weeks straight, the Wreckin Rican tapped out to t3h 1337 Swan in a blowout." Sounds cool, doesn't it? And after this Showdown, it'll be true.
Mickey turns away from the camera and opens his laptop back up, as the camera slowly moves out of the room.
Mickey notices the camera
Mickey: Oh, good! You're here! quick hurry, I'm about to pull a Felix!
The camera pulls in closer to the laptop, to see that Mickey is playing Counter-Strike. He sneaks up behind a Counter-Terrorist and right clicks. In the upper right of the screen an Icon appears:
"t3h 1337 5w4n *knife* {n9p4w}Toalnoob"
Mickey: OH EM EFF JEE, did you see that? That noob had no idea that was coming! From behind and everything! Just like Felix! Just like a real man!
Mickey shuts off his computer and turns to the camera.
Mickey: Felix, you'd be a pretty good See Ess player, I think. All of those dirty tactics and knifing would probably get you to CAL-I, if you stuck with it long enough.
Mickey sits and ponders for a minute about what he just said
Mickey: Nah, who am I kidding? You're a fuckin' noob! You're a noob right now, you'll be a noob the rest of your life! Felix, I'm sorry, but it takes alot of work to be pro. You can't go around hacking and claiming you're the best. You can't go around losing and blaming other people! It's not my fault you lost, Felix, the General's just better than you!
But I tell you what, noobface, if you want at me, we can scrim. We can do the normal thing, you pull your noobstick, I pry it away, I hit t3h w00t dr0p, and you go down for the 1, 2, 3. Or maybe, if you want, we could change it up a bit. You DON'T pull your noobstick, I hit the Swan Dive, and put you in the Cr4bz0r and you tap out. It's really up to you.
Mickey gives a big grin
Mickey: And as soon as I beat you, you can add that to that neat little clip, 'Felix Rivera: A Hackers Story', or whatever you called that thing. Just imagine the guys voice: "After complaining and whining about losing his title for an two weeks straight, the Wreckin Rican tapped out to t3h 1337 Swan in a blowout." Sounds cool, doesn't it? And after this Showdown, it'll be true.
Mickey turns away from the camera and opens his laptop back up, as the camera slowly moves out of the room.
