Post by Sumo Steve on Sept 12, 2006 18:44:24 GMT -5
The camera fades in on Sumo Steve sitting in front of a Canadian flag humming the Canadian National Anthem while waving a lighter around.
Sumo Steve: I have traveled across the whole globe doing thing along the way that I have never imagined. Along my travels, I happened to stop past a spray paint shop in Canada. They guy inside happened to run the place and I asked him, What's with the get up as a spray paint shop? I mean who goes to a spray paint shop? And he says back to me, No one like you, you damn stupid Japanese.
That set me off. I fumed, trying not to lose my cool until, he starts laughing. Then I snap. I grap the nearest spray paint can and spray it in his eyes. Then I tell him never to mess with me then I walk away.
Then Steve pulls out a spray can and smiles.
This seems like a useless story, but it taught me one thing about Canada, and that is.....
Sumo Steve puts the lighter in front of the Canadian flag and torches it to smoldering ash. Then he takes his blue spray paint and writes where the flag was:
Sumo Steve: Canadians suck! And you're not any different Jason Storm. You seems like some average weak Canadian bastard. And at Showdown, you will experience what that same clerk experienced, PAIN.
Camera fades as Sumo Steve takes one last look at the pile of ash and laughs.
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Sumo Steve: I have traveled across the whole globe doing thing along the way that I have never imagined. Along my travels, I happened to stop past a spray paint shop in Canada. They guy inside happened to run the place and I asked him, What's with the get up as a spray paint shop? I mean who goes to a spray paint shop? And he says back to me, No one like you, you damn stupid Japanese.
That set me off. I fumed, trying not to lose my cool until, he starts laughing. Then I snap. I grap the nearest spray paint can and spray it in his eyes. Then I tell him never to mess with me then I walk away.
Then Steve pulls out a spray can and smiles.
This seems like a useless story, but it taught me one thing about Canada, and that is.....
Sumo Steve puts the lighter in front of the Canadian flag and torches it to smoldering ash. Then he takes his blue spray paint and writes where the flag was:
Sumo Steve: Canadians suck! And you're not any different Jason Storm. You seems like some average weak Canadian bastard. And at Showdown, you will experience what that same clerk experienced, PAIN.
Camera fades as Sumo Steve takes one last look at the pile of ash and laughs.
