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Post by Hamann on Aug 2, 2006 2:31:12 GMT -5
The point of this game is to come up with the most random post possible.
Suddenly, Godzilla burst onto the scene, burns everything in sight, then turns to leave. Chuck Norris lets out a grunt, giving him extra force as he leaps from the ground. He flies up to Godzilla's face and round house kicks him. Godzilla goes down with an indent of Norris' foot in the side of his face.
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Post by "Mr. W" Walter Loufie on Aug 2, 2006 2:39:04 GMT -5
Chuck Norris drops to the ground, grinning after knocking Godzilla to the ground. Suddenly a from the shadows Walker Texas Ranger comes flying out. Stunned to see a TV clone of hiself, Norris jumps back. The two clash until finaly the roundhouse kick each other in the face. Meanwhile Godzilla is just chillin with popcorn in his hands, enjoying the festivities.
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Post by Hamann on Aug 2, 2006 2:41:59 GMT -5
*nice loufie, real nice*
Just then, Jackie Chan comes soaring through the sky. He jumps on Godzilla's back and snaps his neck. He drops, limp, to the ground. Jackie then makes his way over to the two Chuck Norris'. He is about to do them in when he's shot in the back.
? ? ?: Bitch, I don't think so.
The camera turns to see Mr. Rogers, weilding a double-barreled shot gun. He grins an evil grin, then proceeds to kill the two Norris' and go on a rampage.
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Post by "Mr. W" Walter Loufie on Aug 2, 2006 2:46:33 GMT -5
Before he can kill the Chuck Norris' the slight faint sound of a bell rings through the Air. Rogers turns to get a red scooter slammed across his face. It wielder.... PEE WEE HERMAN. The fight has not heated up as two of the most beloved childrens characters are set to battle. They are about to strike each other when... : I love you .... You love me.... They turn to see Barney sitting there with a crowbar in his hand. Peewee and and Rogers stop their fighting and turn to Barney. Pee Wee and Rogers: Lets get together and Kill Barney!!!!
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Post by Hamann on Aug 2, 2006 2:49:47 GMT -5
Suddenly, an Elmo dressed in army gear jumps out with a chain gun in hand.
Elmo: DIE!!!
He unleashes a barrage of bullets, none of which actually hit their targets. Elmo runs out of bullets and tosses the gun aside.
Elmo: Right. We must now kung-fu fight!
Elmo assumes the drunken moneky stance and awaits the on-coming battle.
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Post by "Mr. W" Walter Loufie on Aug 2, 2006 3:40:34 GMT -5
Suddenly an enraged cookie monster comes tearing into sight. Lookig over at Elmo he sees noth but chocolate chips...
Cookie Monster: COOOKIESS!!!!!!!
the Cooke monster chargest elmo with a spork in his hand. Elmo makes a quick dodge but the Cookie monster turns around and still connects with the spot poking one of elmos eyes out. The battle beomes a standstill when suddenly...
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Post by Hamann on Aug 2, 2006 3:44:16 GMT -5
The almighty, powerful...kid with chocolate...ice cream...comes in...!? The Cookie Monster snaps and tears the kids head clear from his shoulders. Jim Ross from the WWE comes into the picture.
JR: MAH GAWD, MAH GAWD, MAH GAWD, MAH GAWD!!!
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Post by "Mr. W" Walter Loufie on Aug 2, 2006 3:46:22 GMT -5
Suddenly Kane appears with a lighter in his hands. he tosses JR into the fray and sets them all on fire!!!!!!!
As everything seems to get quite the ZOMBIE makes his way to challenge Kane
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Post by Hamann on Aug 2, 2006 3:52:45 GMT -5
JR: MAH GAWD, MAH GAWD, I'M ON FIRE, MAH GAWD!!!
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Post by "Mr. W" Walter Loufie on Aug 2, 2006 3:55:33 GMT -5
Styles: OH MAH GAWD!!!! DO i get his job!?
Crowd: ECdub ECdub ECdub
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Post by Hamann on Aug 2, 2006 4:03:15 GMT -5
Vince comes out.
Vince: *makes horrid face* YOU'RE FIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEDDDDDDD!!!
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Post by "Mr. W" Walter Loufie on Aug 2, 2006 4:07:35 GMT -5
Jeffet Jerret comes out and gets in vinces face. and the standoff begins
(( how in the world did this turn into wrestling already lol))
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Post by Hamann on Aug 2, 2006 4:12:19 GMT -5
((not the slightest clue, lol))
Mr. Rogers has had enough. He pulls a grenade from his pocket, pulls the pin, and tosses it into the fray.
BOOM!
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Post by "Mr. W" Walter Loufie on Aug 2, 2006 4:17:24 GMT -5
As Rogers looks at the ashes he truly believes that its over....suddenly arising from the ashes if a force unlike anything he has ever seen. Much stronger then any Jedi from any Star Wars movie....or even that dude from that cartoon....ya you know what one im talking about.....
Finally arose the ultimate power... MR......PEANUT!!!!!!
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Post by Hamann on Aug 2, 2006 4:31:00 GMT -5
Mr. Rogers falls to his knees and puts his hands together in prayer.
Mr. Rogers: Please, oh great lord Peanut, spare my miserable life and I will never harm another peanut again! I swear!
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